Every so often I am allowed the honor of tagging along with my brother and his friends to the bars and clubs around Chicago. And every time I am out with my brother and his friends, I watch in horror as my little brother morphs from a successful young bachelor with plenty of game into a bird like creature whose predatory move is to attempt the windmill (a break dance move) and spin on his back in his white dress shirt on the dirtiest dance floor this side of the Mississippi river, only to get up and murmur some garbled “hey kan I get youurr namber” to the closest girl at the bar. Uh, not so much, no sane girl is handing out her number to a guy who just spun all over the dirty dance floor and has a big black target circle on his back, sorry bro. Now had he come up with a better line she may have thought his floor flailing was funny and planned. Well I seem to have found a fabulous new app to help his game.
Enter www.pickuplinegen.com.
Pickuplinegen is a 2.0 website dedicated to nothing but giving you guys in need that extra crafty one-liner and what is super handy is you have the ability to acess this from your i-phone or mobile and get endless one-liners on the spot. Every time you refresh your brower pickuplinegen will craft a new one-liner and I must add that some of these are downright crude and might get you a slap in the face instead of a phone number, so use them at your own risk.